Anyway, off to my topic for today — impressive insults. I have existed for 24 years , 1 month, 21 days and I’ve ruffled a few feathers and pissed some people off along the way. Needless to say, these people reacted. Lately, I don't have the slightest idea that I have insulted someone, since I don't really know her. Talked to her like once. And I don't care about her. I really don't understand why is she so mad at me! She sent hate friendster message almost everyday [yes! friendster.... can you believe that? The latest right?] called me names, okrayed me to high heavens, rallied all her friends and my enemies [that I don't know if I have one] against me but I have yet to see one impressive insult from any of these people. Put in simpler terms, they have all disappointed me.
People who can’t think of anything better to insult you with will resort to just saying personal idiotic stuff like “Ang pangit mo”, “Ang baduy mo”, “Ang jologs mo”, “Ang bastos mo”, “Agogo dancer ang nanay mo” and the like. Borrrring! If you guys intend to seriously piss someone off, you can do better than that. But I do understand that you have intellectual limitations so you probably can’t. What a bunch of cretins. Yes C-R-E-T-I-N, go look it up.
An insult that would definitely impress me and would even make me applaud the insulter even if I am the insultee is something short, to the point, something that uses a few choice, brilliant words without the need to get personal but effectively drives the point (the insult) across. Amo na ang may impact. Amo na ang makasakit. Simple pero rock! Co’z it shows that the person who hurled the insult is really someone to reckon with. But the insults like “Ang pangit mo”, etc., useless... nonsense co’z even a pre-schooler can deliver those.
C’mon you guys, utilize those brain cells. Impress me. Yawn…
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you go girl
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